Karl Pilkington - "It's like I said...."
On Art - "Stop looking at the walls, look out the window."
On Biology - On dopplegangers - "How would I know which one I was?"
On Christmas - "That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it; December 25th"
On Life - "I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book'"
On Travel - "Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good."