I was so very excited I could barely contain myself when I snagged an exclusive interview with the great Albert Einstein. I worked long into the night to formulate the questions I would ask. Here is that interview, oh and thanks to the staff photographer who accompanied me and captured the very essence of this brilliant man.
Me: So Mr. Einstein, what are you feelings on how President Obama handled the Libya invasion?
A.E.: Libya? Libya?...........Give me a moment here to clear my thoughts You know my mind has just been twirling of late over the this relativity issue..........hmm, Libya? Could you clarify that a bit for me?
Me: Oh, Mr. Einstein thats............
A.E. Please...... call me Albert.
Me: Well, thank you, Albert it is then. So then, Albert, could be talk a bit about this new discovery, these neutrinos, which seem to scoot about and travel faster than the speed of light?
A.E.: Oh, that is utter nonsense. Where do these guys come up with with these findings? Could we return to the Libya questions? I think I remember something about that now.
Me: Well, certainly Albert, that is fine. So, sir, what are your thoughts on how President Obama handled the Libya invasion?
A.E.: Ah.............President Obama? Obama? Now who is that exactly?
Editorial Comment: Sometimes too much time travel can mess up your mind.