All the top Republican Presidential Candidates, in a surprise move, called it quits today. Apparently they experienced the Mist of Truth shroud over-night and came to realize they have nothing to offer and all will be returning to their former lives. This leaves President Obama uncontested in the November election.
The Supreme Court also surprised, by making a quick decision on mandated healthcare, stating in a vote of 8-1 to uphold the Constitutionality of the law. Thomas was the only dissenting vote, but only because he was unable to find his pen in time to vote.
And that's the way it is on this day April 1, 2012.